Total Medals Earned: 932 (From 115 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,125 Points
Medals Earned: 9/30 (60/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Complete 15 levels
Complete level 22 in a single click
Beat the game!
Earn all 75 stars in the game!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/95 points)
Put a scope on it
Open her box.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Drive without a license!
Drive over 200kph!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/440 points)
You found all the Tenga.
You beat the game!
You beat the entire game on Challenger mode!
You let Leslie defeat Edison.
You beat Scarra on Challenger mode.
You beat Zirene on Challenger mode.
You beat Edison on Challenger mode.
You beat Fuslie on Challenger mode.
You beat BoxBox on Challenger mode.
You beat AngelsKimi on Challenger mode.
You beat iGumdrop on Challenger mode.
You beat DisguisedToast on Challenger mode.
You beat Fedmyster on Challenger mode.
You beat SleightlyMusical on Challenger mode.
You beat Seanic on Challenger mode.
You found Jaime's Hentai.
You found Lily's spear.
You got addicted to the Wheel of Chance.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (35/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Get stomped on level 1.
Beat level 10 without jumping
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (50/500 points)
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle